‘You should be ashamed of yourselves! We’re old enough to be your parents and we’ve taken you to three sets!’

I had my nightmare again last night, the one where I have a one-night stand with Taylor Swift and then I ghost the girl and she ends up writing 15 or 16 songs about me and they’re on the radio constantly. And – yeah, no – I woke up screaming.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More from Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

  1. 06:20Honor is only running for Mount Anville head girl to downgrade her old dear’s greatest life achievementApr 27, 2024
  2. 06:23‘There’s a video of me doing the rounds on this famous Tick Tocks dot com’Apr 22, 2024
  3. 06:17‘You should be ashamed of yourselves! We’re old enough to be your parents and we’ve taken you to three sets!’Apr 12, 2024
  4. 06:02‘If you play that match, Ross, our marriage is over’Apr 08, 2024
  5. 06:23‘You are not having a hort attack! I’m not allowing it!’Mar 29, 2024
  6. 05:43‘I didn’t play football for Rathnew. I didn’t play football for anyone. I resent the allegation’Mar 22, 2024
  7. 05:54Three European Cups, three Six Nations, one Grand Slam – but never winning a Leinster Schools Senior Cup clearly still rankles HeaslipMar 15, 2024
  8. 05:52‘Don’t tell me I don’t know Ross O’Carroll-Kelly. You bullied me for most of secondary school’Mar 08, 2024
  9. 05:45‘I haven’t cheated on you in, like, 10 years, though – well, let’s just say a long time’Mar 01, 2024
  10. 06:15Honor rubs at the graffiti with a dainty, circular motion, like she’s applying foundation to the face of an elderly loved oneFeb 23, 2024