‘You didn’t think I was going to sit back and watch you allow girls into this school, did you?’

“Ross,” Fionn tries to go, “you can’t keep turning up at the school like this.”

And I’m like, “Who says so?” sitting down opposite him and throwing the old Dubey Dubey Doos up on his desk.



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