"It's a ball, but not an ordinary-shaped ball. This one is, like, round" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #3

On holidays in Kerry, Ross has a chance encounter with some locals and tries his hand at Gaelic football. The third of four exclusive excerpts from the new Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book Normal Sheeple. Normal Sheeple is out now.

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