'I’ve got my top off, and Réaltín’s looking at me like my old man turning his nose up at cheap steak'

So I’m shaking hands with Hugh and Marie Atcheson after our latest victory in the Leinster Padel Championships and the famous Réaltín – as in, like, my mixed doublesportner? – is just, like, glowering at me.



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