I hate my father-in-law the same way dogs hate lampposts

‘He hasn’t come to kill you, Ross. He’s come to dig up the time capsule we buried in the gorden just before the millennium’

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More from Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

  1. 06:20Honor is only running for Mount Anville head girl to downgrade her old dear’s greatest life achievementApr 27, 2024
  2. 06:23‘There’s a video of me doing the rounds on this famous Tick Tocks dot com’Apr 22, 2024
  3. 06:17‘You should be ashamed of yourselves! We’re old enough to be your parents and we’ve taken you to three sets!’Apr 12, 2024
  4. 06:02‘If you play that match, Ross, our marriage is over’Apr 08, 2024
  5. 06:23‘You are not having a hort attack! I’m not allowing it!’Mar 29, 2024
  6. 05:43‘I didn’t play football for Rathnew. I didn’t play football for anyone. I resent the allegation’Mar 22, 2024
  7. 05:54Three European Cups, three Six Nations, one Grand Slam – but never winning a Leinster Schools Senior Cup clearly still rankles HeaslipMar 15, 2024
  8. 05:52‘Don’t tell me I don’t know Ross O’Carroll-Kelly. You bullied me for most of secondary school’Mar 08, 2024
  9. 05:45‘I haven’t cheated on you in, like, 10 years, though – well, let’s just say a long time’Mar 01, 2024
  10. 06:15Honor rubs at the graffiti with a dainty, circular motion, like she’s applying foundation to the face of an elderly loved oneFeb 23, 2024