REVIEW: The Emoji Movie

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Hey man, fuck you folks - this movie full sucked. It's a quagmire of terrible story, corporate intrusion and unbelievably bad decision-making across the board. Hoisting a whole film's story on an emoji? Dumb. Putting it on the 'Meh' emoji? Insane.


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