It's time for some Memento style story-telling because they had to swap actors for the star of the series and we, the softcore audience need a retconned explanation! A Shining Light in record time involving a horse telepathically communicating with the viewer and phantasms! There's a lot of rubbing and caressing but (as you'd expect) no pene and no movement on Boner Patrol. The production of this particular Emmanuelle is pretty freaky, featuring multiple directors and a key question - Is this interesting? Plus an exploration of the limitations of male fantasy by Guy's partner.

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