MAILBAG: Mushroom Burial

EMAILS: Purple People Cult house. Pervert teacher Ouija board scare. Another cancer fraud.

VOICEMAILS: Sometimes it’s hard to understand the voicemails. A friend is visiting Bohemian Grove. RIP means rip! Being buried in a shroud of mushrooms is better for the environment than cremating. Dippin Dots maker at Target. Our podcast is a pyramid scheme. Seeing synchronicities ever since our episode. The OA. Deciphering our voices. Our favorite conspiracies.