BelowDeckMed: Yawn of the Dance

It's epi one thousand! We celebrate with a revist to our old Clear the Flem segment. Then, a terrible music video is made on Below Deck Med and Captain Sandy and the crew become Fly Girls for it. Will anyone break a tailbone? Will Anastasia be promoted to full time chef? Will Joao be able to continue his streak of behaving like a non sexist misogynist pig? Let's see!

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