**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The crew celebrates Brittany and Jax for the 97th time in a week by putting on age makeup and Dayna refuses to believe she's dating a douchebag. Also, LVP is a HOLLYWOOD LEGEND DAHLING!

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