Gesture of the umbrella

Jimbo assembles the Euro crew of Raphael Honigstein, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Alvaro Romeo after some statement performances across the continent this weekend.

Napoli dismantle Maurizio Sarri’s Lazio to stay top of Serie A but it’s been a bad week for Juventus. They’re under investigation off the pitch and are Max Allegri’s methods on the pitch behind the times?

Erling Haaland is back with a bang, just in time for Der Klassiker next weekend. Can Dortmund finally get one over Bayern?

Sergio Ramos finally makes his debut for PSG but it looks like they’ve lost Neymar till the New Year through injury.

Real Madrid extend their lead at the top of La Liga with Vinicius in the form of his life and Benzema becoming a wiser player with age.

Plus Belenenses Benfica and the Ballon D’Or goes to Messi.

RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: Moment of the weekend (01m 30s)
• PART 2: Napoli 4-0 Lazio (07m 00s) 
• PART 3: Vinicius and Benzema star again for Real Madrid (14m 00s) 
• PART 4: Haaland’s back for Dortmund (27m 00s)
• PART 5a: The World Cup play-off draw (34m 00s)
• PART 5b: PSG win with Ramos but lose Neymar (40m 00s)
• PART 6: A bad week for Juventus (48m 00s)

SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION
• theathletic.com/totally
 
GET IN TOUCH:
• follow us on Instagram
• find us on Facebook
• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow
 
READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:
• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices