MAG 78 - Distant Cousin

#0011206 Statement of Lawrence Moore, regarding something that was not his cousin. Original statement given June 12th 2001. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Lacey Rough, Julia Morgan, Nope, Liss Kuhlman, Franchesca Todd, Elena Mychaleckj, Matt Weir, jst1138 and Kristen Bonner If you'd like to support us, head to Sound effects for this episode provided by magedu, sagetyrtle, sandufi, Islabonita, cmusounddesign, kevinkace, corkscr3w, vacuumfan7072, Yoyodaman234, n_audioman, saturdaysoundguy and previously credited artists via Check out our merchandise at You can subscribe to this podcast using your podcast software of choice, or by visiting Please rate and review on your software of choice, it really helps us to spread the podcast to new listeners, so share the fear.

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