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The Boys Read The Bible
Sodom and Gomorrah: Pride Month Special
Season 1, Ep. 10
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We read the destruction of Sodom and wonder more than once about why Gomorrah is a part of all this with the largest, most difficult to edit group to date. Angel's are groped, air fryers contentious, a mortal speaks reason into the ears of a now canonically mind-reading deity, and Lot gets drugged by his daughters. We speculate the archeological location of the gayest city on Earth and come home to Albuquerque, New Mexico to meet a hometown hero Steven Collins in his search for sodomy.
There's a lot more editing in this episode, and if everyone is into it I'll keep it around and hone it down.
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