Trexel Geistman Solves Your Problems

By exclusive (court-)appointment, Trexel Geistman, designer extraordinaire, is here to help you, whether he wants to or not! Praise the Board in their infinite wisdom! 

Content Warning for:

  • Second-person delivery
  • Comedic threats of violence
  • Emotional abuse
  • Existential dread
  • Rodents
  • Mentions: substance abuse, body-swapping, isolation, derealization / dissociation, cannibalism.

Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Alyssa Rozendaal, heroei, Alexandra DeCarlo, Ruu Weist, Halogen, Jill Flansburg, Peter Lukas' life insurance policy, Taka, Inna Nytochka, Meg Allen, Kamilla Kavmark, Vortex Eclipse, winnfour, Sandra Roorda, Emily, Hila SketchCat Shats, Melanie, Sebrina McCoy, Bee Elderly, Adrian Serrano, evelina, Sloane, Alex James, Kit Lines, PineapplePrincess, a creature built of gears and silver, Callie L Tomlinson, Power Loader, Carolyn McKenna, Frankie Kavakich, Knighthawk, Lex Adams, Grey Aster, Dan Hayes, Jonathan Björklund, Chaotica, Tristan Tinder, Danni Jager, Sydney Bell, Jessica Mattiace, Maya Manzonelli, lionheart091 ., Murdo Homewood, AJ Waitkus, Eliza & Gray, erlkonigin, grippingTraverse, Kyra Marie Maginity, Finn Catterall, Sonja Hansen.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith 

Produced by Katie Seaton 

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall 


Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall 

Music: Samuel DF Jones 

Artwork: Anika Khan 

This episode was sponsored by Ostium podcast. For more information about Ostium, visit

Featured SFX: SoundMarnus, Jarred Gibb and previously credited artists via, Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Featured music: "Summer Smile" by Silent Partner, "No 2 Remembering Her" by Silent Partner (YouTube Audio Library) 

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