The Voyage of the Conglomerate Merger

Stellar Firma's interstellar scout ship, the Conglomerate Merger, is returning from a mysterious mission, but soon the crew is interrupted by an enemy force. Will they manage to survive the onslaught? Will they even manage to leave the room? Listen and find out!

Join Maddy in the GM chair today, as Helen, Imogen, Jenny and Tim play this Very Stellar version of the Doubleclicks tribute RPG Lasers and Feelings, by John Harper: (link to licence:

Content warnings:

  • Zombies & body horror
  • Physical violence & injury
  • Innuendo.

Discussions of: guns, scalpels, death.

Mentions of: acid, alcohol & alcohol use, food

SFX: continuous electrical humming/whirring & beeping, continuous distorted growling & static, sawing & scraping, gunfire.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Featuring: Helen Gould, Imogen Harris, Jenny Haufek, Tim Meredith and Maddy Searle.

Editing: Maddy Searle and Katie Seaton

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by ejfortin, Tim_Verberne, The-Sacha-Rush, Nox_Sound, Skullsmasha, kyles, derjuli, deleted_user_7146007, SpliceSound, Halleck, SuperPhat, Erdie, martinimeniscus, Veridiansunrise, alexo400, reelworldstudio, belanhud, Tony01726, stewdio2003, Huminaatio, ultradust, Disagree, StephenSaldanha, howardai, ivolipa, xela_sonitus, InspectorJ, duckduckpony, Clearwavsound, humga, and szegvari, via

Additional music:

Raving Energy (faster) by Kevin MacLeod

Link to track: Raving Energy (faster)

Link to license:Standard license

Inspired by Kevin MacLeod

Link to track: Inspired

Link to license: Standard license

Sinfonia Number 5 by Kevin MacLeod

Link to track: Sinfonia Number 5

Link to license: Standard license

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