STL 71 - Bathin and Ballistics

Episode 71 - Bathin and Ballistics

Head of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare.

Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further.

Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence; lick the handles; hidden hover cat leavings; veiled threats.

Content Warning for:

  • Alcohol & alcoholism
  • Bullying/taunting
  • Emotional abuse
  • Innuendo
  • Germophobia and emetophobia
  • Discussion of: physical violence, death, war
  • Mentions of: smoke, bombs, guns, food
  • SFX: repetitive alarm.


Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall


I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Bathin, Grand Duke of Galactonium: Travis McElroy

Head of Ballistics Akteraks: Annie Fitch

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

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