STL 67 - Sagacity and Social Mobility

Episode 67 - Sagacity and Social Mobility

Makvala Agryris is a representative of CRISPR, a company that re-animates pets for their owners but have been too successful in developing the cognitive abilities of their customers' creatures. They require advice as to how to keep their customers happy now that the pets are showing a desire to build up military might.

Management Consultants’ advice: activate Lounge Mode, hold hands, bathroom intelligences, big pointless novels, fully visible globes, communicate using maddening animal sounds, animal control orbs.

Content Warning for:

  • Bullying/taunting
  • Injury (inc. SFX)
  • Alcohol & alcoholism
  • Discussion of: toilet humour
  • Mentions of: death, frostbite, self-injury, lions, violence
  • SFX: clanking, hissing, brief high frequency sound


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