STL 66 - Nets and New Contributors

Episode 66 - Nets and New Contributors

Stefan Beetlevox, Head Bartender of The Cosmic Lounge, is concerned about a downturn in sales and would like advice on regaining market share.

Management Consultants’ advice: musical mind parasites, targeted smear rapping, knives, branded graph friends (coasters), wider vents, remove facial recognition, more customer hierarchy and teen novel angst.

Content Warning for:

  • Emotional abuse
  • Bullying/taunting
  • Arguments
  • Alcohol & alcoholism
  • Discrimination & prejudice
  • Discussions of: emetophobia, knives
  • Mentions of: depression, exercise, kidnapping, threats, childhood trauma, gambling, arson, death & murder, intrusive thoughts, parasites & mind control, poison, food
  • SFX: shouting, eating sounds.


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