Episode 31 - Shells and Shame

Episode 31

Shells and Shame

CLIENT - Kaldor the Chitinous 

The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to reflect their hard outer shell and rich inner life. Suggested sales tactics: emotional blackmail, lean in to immorality, ignore personal promises, clean Perkins, burn down the school, shuck the client, *ANOMALY* bio-facsimile leading the meeting. May the Board have mercy on their souls.

Content warning for:

  • Comedic violence
  • Emotional abuse
  • Alcoholism

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Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

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