Episode 9 - Lava and Marmalade

PLANET - 512903-Ợ

Berthenoldimothy von Wittlesteinium VII, club historian of the Intergalactic It’s-probably-not-a-good-idea-to-touch-that Club requests a lava planet that you can swim in and contains a lava slide spanning the entire planet.

Consultant recommendation: Buyer beware. Legal disclaimers. Ultra Lavatron Slide. Orbiting safe zone. LavLev protection. Thermal chaps. Marmalade creche.

Content Warning for:

  • Comedic violence
  • Violence to Animals
  • Emotional Abuse
  • Alcoholism

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall


I.M.O.G.E.N.: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX: by Ed von Aderkas & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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