This week we’re heading back to school to discuss beaks, divs, rostrums, and to get to the bottom of why UK public schools don’t seem very open to the public. We discuss the benefits of an encyclopaedia education, why school is actually a leisure activity, and we debate whether it’s skiving, bunking, or playing hooky. Away from the classroom there’s lots of reminiscing about favourite school-related books and tv shows, and some rather grand claims to fame from both Enid Blyton and Jacqueline Wilson.

As always, Susie sets her three-word homework for us and Gyles reveals some bizarre morning rituals from his own schooldays.

A Somethin’ Else production

Susie’s trio

Poppinoddles - a Cumbrian term for a roly poly

Nix - an instruction to stop talking because someone is coming

Duck’s dive - another phrase for skimming stones


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