Wotcha! Hi! Hello! How are you? Good to meet you! And how do you do my lovely bag puddings and flittermice? Welcome to this weeks' purple podcast...

For the second of our live shows in front of a wonderful audience of Purple People we're talking about greetings, terms of endearment and, in the second half, affectionate terms for your meat-and-two-veg or your cupid's warehouse... (warning: explicit content!).

Plus we take lots of questions from the lovely listeners in the room. A Somethin' Else production

Susie's Trio:

Slubberdegullian - a slob

Rambunctious - boisterous

Acnestis - the part of your back you can't reach to scratch

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