The purple postman has arrived ready for a full episode of your correspondence. Today we’ll delve into the tweets, letters and emails from you all to discover what ‘clockwise’ was before the invention of clocks, the turbulent tale of the word ‘manufactory’ and Gyles shares many an anecdote of a younger Gyles using the pen to woo admirers.

Susie's Trio:
Begrumpled - left a bit displeased or affronted
Capadocious - splendid or excellent, Devon or Yorkshire 
Strolloping - an old Lancashire word for going about in a scruffy, slovenly manner.

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