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This week we’ll be following a small naked man who wants to get a good look at our ring, bringing an old man off in front of his daughter, getting Merry with a massive wood, while also helping hundreds of men get helm’s deep.Yes, it’s The Two Towers. Joining me to show that they couldn’t give a Fangorn forest, is The Snake Boys, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley.

It's 1994, and Mr Peanut signed a treaty of surrender with President Clinton.A recent episode of the Monday Night Movie Club from the Smersh Patreon. Subscribe here: https://www.patreon.com/c/SmershPod

This week we’ll be returning to Castle Dracula to get some much needed exorcise. There’ll be a bit of necking, some heavy petting, and a British bake off so sensual that it may cause a few soggy bottoms. Yes, it’s Dracula Has Risen from the Grave. Joining me to see if the baker KNEADS any help, is world class profiterole chef Ashley Blaker. 

This week we’ll be entering a magical land where love conquers all, lies have no place, and all the men seem to have the horn 24/7. Yes, it’s The Magic FluteAnd joining me walk through fire while three lads in a balloon admire our Vorsprung durch Technik, is Madeleine BrettinghamGo see Dear Martin at the Arcola Theatre while you can:https://www.arcolatheatre.com/whats-on/dear-martin/

This week we’ll be heading down to Dallas to ride the wild rollercoaster of conspiracy. There’ll be thrills, spills, and more twists and turns than a weirdly laid out presidential motorcade. Yes, it’s JFK.Joining me to sit back and to the left on the fence at the grassy knoll, is Martin Fitzgerald. 

This week we’ll be attending the last night of the fair from a seat on a whirling waltzer, as five unsuspecting people walk into the a show they won’t forget and have the devil of a time.Yes, it’s Torture GardenJoining me to find out if we have a cat in hells chance of ever mastering the piano, is Anna Savory. 

In view of the sad passing of Gene Hackman, we went back to the archives to June 2020 and dug out an old episode. This was also the very first episode of The Monday Night Movie Club, and there is big talk of Covid, so sorry about that!

This week we’ll be gaslighting like there’s no tomorrow, after all as the saying goes, unlucky in love, lucky in finding women with amnesia in a river to seduce against their will.  Yes. It’s Overboard!Joining me to plan the ultimate prestige mini golf course, is Kate McCabe

This week we’ll be going the distance as we prove that as well as terrapins and goldfish, you can also find underdogs hanging around in pet shops. We also bear witness to the only boxing match where it helps if you beat your meat before a fight.Yes, it’s Rocky. Joining me to take a pounding in the ring, is Paul Whitelaw.