In which our heroes pull on their hiking boots, adjust their caps, and head to the mountains as we discuss trails. We lose our arms and legs but not our sense of determination, try to locate mountains, and do our best to define a trail. Zoe climbs diarrhoea mountain, Jackson wants to make a suck board, and Duscher just wants to talk about scroggin. So find the perfect hike, strap on some Rollerblade, and set yourself on fire. It's the only true way to experience nature.

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