In which our heroes shake their glorious manes, clop their spectacular hooves, and do that thing where their lips pull back and their scary teeth are revealed as we discuss horses. We talk the fluffiness of Clydesdale, the stupidity of turkeys, and mass sheep suicide. Adam demands the internet prove him wrong, Cass puts little horses on a shelf, and Jackson just feels like aliens would be incredibly disappointed by earths animals. So whinny and bray and do all the good horse noises to the delight of passerby. Not one horse gets murdered this time. I think.

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