In which our heroes clear their throats, open their mouths, and sing with the voice of a million angles as we discuss musicals. We basically write and perform the songs of Titanic the Musical, give praise to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, and try to figure out why everyone found the Lorax so sexy. Jackson covers himself in falcons, Zoe is a bad king, and Duscher just makes a three day trip on a horse to tell other kings to fuck off. So walk on stage, sing your heart out, and take a bow as the crowd throws you roses. Everything's a musical if you put your mind to it.

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