Crime III: Cops

In which our heroes chuck on their uniforms, head to the crime scene, and start arresting everyone in sight as we discuss Crime III: Cops. We suggest a new branch for the military, figure out the police officers of the animal kingdom, and clear up the difference between a bread knife and a breadknife. Duscher explains Australia's controversial tunnel laws, Aaron details the code of Hammurabi, and Jackson just wants to air his grievances with Harambe. So hop in the squad car, turn on the sirens, and get ready to do the right thing: call it in.

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