John Cena (Feat. Edgoose)

In which our heroes get swole, oil up their rippling bodies, put on some brightly coloured spandex and hop into the ring as they talk about the greatest wrestler in history, John Cena. We find new and exciting professions for Mr Cena, work out just which one of the Funky Bunch he looked liked and let Nanna win for once. Jackson is a big fan of his own calves, Edgoose is eager to see a horse get wrestled and Zoe just wants to know if the price is right. So join the gang as they start a professional wrestling career, then become a rapper, then appear in the Smosh movie for some reason..... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA. BUM-BA-DA-BA!

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