‘Pissing in a swimming pool is a bit like farting at Mass. The trick is to squeeze it out quietly’

It’s a cracking day in Quinta do Lago — but then aren’t they all? I’m having my first piña colada of the morning because I drank way too much last night and I’m feeling like dogshit that’s been stepped in twice.

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