I wake up on Sunday morning thinking, am I having one of my famous erotic dreams?

Or is Sorcha standing at the end of the bed, wearing the Tory Burch tennis whites she bought last summer to watch Wimbledon?

She’s like, “Are you ready?”

“Ready?” I go. “In terms of?”

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