How Does the After Life Work in Pirates of the Caribbean? (Feat. Michael Williams and Adam)

In which our heroes receive the black spot, steal cursed aztec gold, and become king to a tribe of cannibals as we ask how does the afterlife work in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe? We try to seperate the heavens, wonder how zombies fit into it, and become overwhelmed with gods. Adam is mad at Davey Jones for not doing his job, Jackson thinks the afterlife must be physical and becomes afraid, and Michael just struggles to remember what those films were even about. So set sail for the open sea, drink way to much rum, and just hope to Calypso you don't die. Because, like, who knows where you'd end up.

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