Luke returns to make the OTC team a fab four once again, and the boys open proceedings with Alberto Brignoli's heroics against Milan as the Gennaro Gattuso era starts on a suitably ridiculous note. Based on your correspondence this week we'd have been lynched if we didn't.
Elsewhere there's talk of Inter's impressive win over Chievo and Ivan Perisic's taunting of their big city rivals, PSG's difficulties, Sergio Ramos' incredible disciplinary record, the current state of play at Real Madrid, and much more. There's even time to take a quick pop across to Turkey. Why not, eh?
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