How to Go to a School Disco

Nobody Panic at the Disco! (Oh boy that felt good to write.) After a listener request from Orla, age 11, Tessa and Stevie are heading back to school to dance their way through a step by step guide to going to a disco. Featuring several personal triumphs and disasters, a velveteen waistcoat and lace cravat, and a cautionary tale about racketeering and Panda Pops. 

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Recorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions.

Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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