Never Go Back

In which the ASA's services are called on once again, mariachi diss tracks escalate, Phil Hartman!, and my 'NGB 100%' badge has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my badge.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which houseguests outstay their welcome, have the makers of this show ever seen an aardvark, Toby stans Lisa Lougheed, and the boys return to their favourite topic: matrix sequels.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which profane NYE tributes are authored, romantic tragi-dramedies are mislabelled as comedies, the boys wander down a matrix cul-de-sac, and the VERY OBVIOUS symbolism of the kid's chosen xmas present is missed by both parties.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which year 4s may be deafened, likenesses are appropriated, names are swapped, and Dan somehow defeats Akuma.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which anecdotes are torpedoed, Tony Hart's patience is tested, friendships are combative, and I can (almost) see my house from up here.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which beats are phat, rhymes are dope, and videos are shot entirely without permits.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.comRIP Adam Yauch. You were the best.

In which middens are laid, rap crimes are committed, teenage years are extremely mis-spent, and REM lyrics are censored.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which Alex swears off Magners, John Candy's performance is stifled, and shots are fired at Lucasfilm merchandising.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which Panthro abides, the fate of humanity is inadequately explained, and the merits of Snarf vs Jar Jar are weighed.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com