A Lifetime of Resin

In which our heroes shed their mortal coil, wave goodbye to their loved ones, but also for some reason want to be buried with all their skin flakes and fingernails as Dad pitches: a lifetime of resin. We talk about how much resin you would conceivably need, the threat of getting cloned, and foreskins. Ryder worries about putting out his barber, Jackson dips a mohel in resin, and Dad just wants to explain that it's Mum's idea, not his. So upset your friends and family, explain to them that it's about privacy and get your boogers encased in resin. Either way, it’s just good resin.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 you can help us ensure that our resin supplies are plentiful.And don’t forget to help us work out where to go for our Australian tour! Head to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/sanspantstour and your handsome faces might be seeing our handsome faces very soon!

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