Harry The Bruce
Frankly, if you're Dejan Lovren you should probably swerve this one. Poor guy.
We look at Spurs getting cosy at Wembley and a doozy at Goodison Park where poor old Ronald Koeman’s Everton once again failed to set an example.
Elsewhere a Premier League legend teaches us about brain signals, we question Garth Crooks' preparation methods and we learn of a truly awful Christmas beverage, invented by Pete. Obviously.
Oh, and for admin reasons you might want to listen right to the end...
The Football Ramble