The milk sweats: England crush the Dutch, Scotland look to the future and Ronaldo puffs out his chest

England took on the Netherlands and gave us reasons to make noises, get excited about the World Cup and talk about Bas Dost, three things that are frankly long overdue. Discover our joy as we use phrases like “distribution”, “versatile” and “got a big Lampard.”

Meanwhile, in the rest of the sport, Scotland got back underway with Big Eckos of the past and dispatches from the Hamburger queue, Cristiano Ronaldo reminded everybody who’s boss and we put out a call to Barrys everywhere.

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Further reading:

Jack Butland on competition for places with England:

Scotland dish our debuts against Costa Rica:

Ronaldo vs Salah:

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