Paulo Jorge dos Santos Futre Ten

The Ramble orphans discuss exceptional players in poopy teams,  Luke does some Pompey posturing, and we discuss whether or not the Champions League is more exciting now the British teams are out.  And where on earth is Vela's passport? As always, is the place to direct your ire at, and remember that every Friday we bust an extra 15 minute ramble out on the site.  Because we love you.

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