“Steal my gold, will you? I’ll teach you! I’ll teach you but good you filthy little beasts!”


“Rats Have Sharp Teeth!” Adapted by Lance Roger Axt from the story by Graham Ingels.


Cape Colony’s dead, these folks he’ll uproot, And pillage and ransack their long-lost loot! Merciless to all, Abner’ll not be deterred… But trust me, it’s the vermin who’ll have the last word!


“The Strange Couple!” Adapted by Butch D’Ambrosio from the story by Al Feldstein.


Martin’s not going to make that business meeting. The storm outside is raging. Thank goodness for that vampire and his ghoul wife who are just dying to let him spend the night in their house.


Starring Kevin Grevioux as the Vault Keeper. Featuring the voices of Brittany Burke, William Dufris, Sarah Kennedy, Kerryann Loomis, Erik Moody, Harold Withee, and special guest Phil Proctor of the Firesign Theatre. Directed by William Dufris.


Adapted from issue #14 of “The Vault of Horror”. Visit us at and