The Cheat Code

“So, how did this start?”The year is 2009. Andrea is unsatisfied with her marriage although it may have seemed perfect from the outside looking in: a big, nice house, a great neighborhood & a beautiful baby girl. Jason is two years into a marriage, with twins on the way. He’s feeling unappreciated and resentful. They both end up at the birthday party of a known-player. They realize they met once previously on the train when they were 17. Can you guess what happens next?

“Okay...so imma take a day to pray on this…” We delve into the psyche of a man carefully crafting a DM. So, just how did Andrea react to Jason’s Facebook DM? Did he avoid the friend zone on the first try? Are they ready to take the next step? Is a lil’ flirting thru social media such a bad thing…? DMing on a work computer? Bringing your sidepiece to a work function? Things are starting to get MESSY AS HELL.

So, who IS Jason Vives? Andrea is low-key happy to be caught in a lie. But what does she do next? She lies again about her feelings for Jason, but remains truthful about the fact that she has not yet tasted the dick. But is this affair even about sex? Let him who is without sin cast the first stone. But who is without sin? Certainly not anyone in this story...

So, Andrea and Jason go to Vegas. It was supposed to be a group trip, but most of the crew dropped out at the last minute. So, what could happen? Sex is definitely a strong possibility and y’all know how EXTRA first-time side-piece sex can be. Is this a hard lesson in Stay-Your-Black-Ass-At- Home-With-Your-Wife or something deeper?

So, Andrea and wus-band are over, for now. Jason *thinks* his wife is cheating on him, but has no concrete proof. Things are starting to get wild. Spyware, an old iMac, a fake girls’ trip to Atlantic City, a hotel room in Long Island, fake names, Little House on the Prairie, two custom Valentine’s Day cards and utter heartbreak--the mess has only just begun.

So, Jason’s life is just beginning to fall apart. Andrea’s has already fallen apart and she’s living alone now, but she is technically only *separated* at this point. She’s trying to figure out this co-parenting thing but it’s hard having to go to wus-band’s apartment to do their daughter’s hair. What happens when a necessary pact between exes is broken? Jason and Andrea go to their first party as a couple and Andrea has to confront two women.