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Liam Neeson Storms Out Of Interview

Season 1, Ep. 69
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The boys compare tigers' and Donald Trump's eating habits; discuss Kate Bush choreography; Morgan Freeman is fired from a commercial he did for the Egyptian Tourist Board for offering ''Egypt, like nostalgia and kids' TV just isn't what it used to be''. Meanwhile Liam Neeson pops in to discuss his latest rom-com script, Glove Actually, that sounds somewhat familiar and then he sulks when he gets a call from Spielberg AND realises he's forgotten his sandwiches.


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Episode Summary


  • Chinese New Year Of The Istanbullocks
  • Sponsored by Reader's Wives Magazine: Finding your neighbour in the nip and Turkish hospitality from James Joyce Irish Pub, Istanbul
  • Morgan Freeman Poem: The Ancient Sands of Egypt - The Egyptian Tourist Board fire Morgan for his poem - 'It's not an easy place to visit these days, It’s especially bad for women and gays, Cairo’s crowded, dirty and dangerous for driversi But go to the coasts and you’ll find it nicer' - Is Turkey nicer than Egypt? - Send your poetry request to Morgan at talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com
  • 'Subscribe, Share and Comment- Talking Istanbullocks YouTube Channel - Kaiden Stokes 'The Really Woke Bloke' video.
  • Celebrity True or False: 'From Willie to Bush' * Kate Bush true or False * Welsh Bafta * 'I'm partial to a bit of Bush' * Tigers Tongues are sharper than women's * This is a family show * Donald Trump is another large orange animal * What Donald Trump has for dinner * Eye of the Tiger
  • Liam Neeson Interview: * Spielberg hasn't confirmed * With Bill Nighy at the zoo * Germans have silly accents * Glove Actually * Haven't had a woman for over eight days * Four Weddings and a fucking Funeral * Liam Neeson was never in Love Actually* I have a particular set of skills * Can you say prozzies anymore?
  • Blackmilkshake Post of the Week - joke sent in to comedy Facebook page *Not everyone who shites on you is your enemy
  • End Credits: Next week a song about 80's erotica * request for Morgan Freeman poems and Kiss and Tell Stories to talkingistnbullocks@gmail.com
  • 'No animals or copyright were violated during the making of this podcast'





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